Good evening, Howard Moon here. 

Hi, hello, how’s everyone doing this fine evening? Hope you’re all well; possibly you’re relaxing with a cup of tea and a nice quiche, peacefully drifting through this sea of creamy brown. 

I just thought I would take this opportunity to introduce myself to my fellow brown-enthusiasts. My name is Howard T. J. Moon, and I hail from Leeds. I enjoy designing custom bookmarks, collecting rare globes, and the occasional Jazzercise class. I love all forms of jazz. I eat, sleep, breathe, and live jazz. I also am quite the accomplished writer - you cut me, I bleed ink. It’s in my soul.

But throughout all of these facets of life, there is one constant: my adoration of the colours commonly known as brown. Now you may be saying, “But Howard, brown is just a colour, a handful of shades at best!” Ah, I’m afraid that is where you are mistaken, sir. Yes, to the untrained eye, this may seem the case, but in fact, there are a million and one shades of brown - all different, all distinctive.

On this internet website, which my associate Vince has informed me is called a “blog”, I will aim to expose the colour amateurs of the world to the beauty that is the realm of brown. I do hope you enjoy yourselves.

Do not forget that if you have any inquiries, you may direct them all here, and I will answer in a timely fashion.

Or, perhaps, if you consider yourself a bit of a brown connoisseur, you may wish to submit your favourite shade of this delectable colour.